The Bearded Ladies Cabaret presents You Can Never Go Down The Drain


John Jarboe as Mx. Rogers in a musical healing ritual for adults: You Can Never Go Down The Drain

June 20 - July 1

Mr. Rogers always said: no matter how bad things are, "You can never go down the drain."  Using and abusing iconic songs from the program, Philadelphia's Bearded Ladies Cabaret puts this idea to the test. In this performance, expect a goldfish funeral, gay romps into the land of make-believe, and some earnest questions about irony.

 

Directed by Suli Holum • Musical Direction and Arrangements by Heath Allen • Costumes and Set by Rebecca Kanach • Lighting by Oona Curley • Dramaturgy by Sally Ollove

 

Tickets:

Seat at an On-Stage Cafe Table: $40
General Admission: $25
Student/ Theater Industry*: $15 

Click the one of the dates/times below to purchase your tickets for:

Wednesday, June 20 @ 8:00pm
Thursday, June 21 @ 8:00pm
Friday, June 22 @ 8:00pm
Saturday, June 23 @ 8:00pm
Sunday, June 24 @ 3:00pm
Wednesday, June 27 @ 8:00pm
Thursday, June 28 @ 8:00pm
Friday, June 29 @ 8:00pm
Saturday, June 30 @ 8:00pm
Sunday, July 1 @ 3:00pm

 

 

*Please have student ID or proof of theater industry work ready to present at the Box Office